Quote of the Day
Quote of the Day
provided by The Free Library
Some quotes I've gathered over time and found worth sharing...
(some are in English and some in Romanian)Why is everyone dying to live but living to die. |
My software doesn't have bugs. it just develops random features. |
If you try to fail and succeed which have you done? |
A wise monkey never monkeys with another monkeys monkey. |
War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left. |
Fericirea e un lucru pe care putini il gasesc dar pentru sansa de a o gasi merita sa cauti toata viata! |
Daca azi sunt 0 grade si maine va fi de 2 ori mai frig, cate grade vor fi? |
There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. |
A fost identificat cel mai mare violator in serie din Romania.......LENEA. Studii efectuate asupra romanilor arata ca cel putin odata in viata pe fiecare roman asa il fute o lene... |
To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze. |
reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)? |
Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life. |
The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head. |
..si cum nu stiam sa lovesc viata m-a lovit prima..si am aflat ca, nu e prea rau sa nu fi om, sa fi prea om e crima.. si uite-asa am picurat un pic de negru in esenta mea.. Si-atunci mi-am spus 'nu mai e loc de nimic sfant in lume, ne pierdem printre ace, fumuri si glume, facute pe seama celor slabi.. ne nastem sanatosi si incercand sa ne vindecam, devenim bolnavi.. cat despre mine, nimic din tot ce misca nu ma mai misca.. |
Sania s-a rupt, renii au murit de frig, eu mi-am rupt piciorul si am ramas intepenit in horn, spiridusii sunt la cu*ve..anul asta cadou p*la. Semnat Mos Craciun! |
You have to take the good with the bad, smile with the sad Love what you've got & remember what you had Always forgive but never forget Learn from your mistakes but never regret People change, things go wrong, just remember ...it's not da end... |
If u fall off a cliff, try to fly. You got nothing to lose. |
the man is the head and the woman is the neck ..she can turn the head how she wants... |
Nu poti descoperi noi oceane pina cind nu ai curajul sa pierzi din vedere plaja. |
If you love somebody, let them go, for if they return, they were always yours. And if they don't, they never were. |
Men are like..... Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied, and can keep you up all night long. Men are like..... Commercials. You can't believe a word they say. Men are like..... Computers. Hard to figure out and never have enough memory. Men are like..... Coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere. Men are like..... Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it. Men are like..... Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are. Men are like..... Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate interest. Men are like..... Bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just LOOK SILLY. Men are like..... Snowstorms. You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long he will last. Men are like..... Used Cars. Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable. Men are like..... Vacations. They never seem to be long enough. Men are like..... Government bonds. They take so long to mature. Men are like..... High heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it. Men are like..... Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong. Men are like..... Weather. Nothing can be done to change either one of them. Men are like..... Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why. Men are like..... Cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard. Men are like..... Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips. Men are like..... Curling irons. They're always hot, and they're always in your hair. Men are like..... Lawn Mowers. If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it. Men are like..... Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright. Men are like..... Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like..... Mini skirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs. Men are like..... Noodles. They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough. Men are like..... Plungers. They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom. Men are like..... Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table. |
In momentele dificile ale vietii, trebuie sa ridici capul, sa bombezi pieptul si sa spui cu hotarire: "Acum chiar ca-s in rahat pana-n gat!!" Daca intr-o zi viata iti intoarce spatele, prinde-o de fund !!! Psihiatrii afirma ca una din patru persoane are o deficienta mintala. Daca esti cu inca trei prieteni si nu ai observat nimic ciudat la ei, atunci cel ticnit esti tu! Ce-i greu nu e sa suporti coarnele.. ci s-o intretii pe vaca. Daca esti in stare sa zimbesti cand ceva merge rau.. este pentru ca ai gasit un tampit pe care sa arunci vina. Ca sa-ti atingi obiectivele, trebuie sa fii capabil sa visezi.. Asa ca nu mai pierde vremea, trimite totul la dracu' si du-te sa te culci !!! Daca inca n-ai gasit persoana ideala distreaza-te cu cea pe care o ai la indemana! |
Fata l-a intreabat pe iubitul ei: "Iti plac ?'' El a raspuns: ''Nu'', Ea l-a intrebat: ''Ma gasesti draguta ?'',El a raspuns: ''Nu'' ,Ea l-a intrebat: ''Ma aflu in inima ta ?'' El a raspuns: ''Nu'' ,Pentru ultima data, ea l-a intrebat: ''Daca plec, vei plange dupa mine ?'' El a raspuns: ''Nu''. Ea a plecat trista. Si atunci el a prins-o de mina, spunandu-i: ''Eu nu te plac, eu te iubesc. Nu te gasesc draguta, te gasesc superba. Tu nu esti in inima mea, tu esti insasi inima mea. Eu nu voi plinge dupa tine daca pleci, eu voi muri dupa tine.'' |
Blessed is he that can laugh at himself, he will never cease to be amused. |
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away and barefoot. |
Fericirea nu exista! Nu e o floare rara pe care sa speri ca o vei culege candva, nu e o piatra pe fundul unui rau, sa crezi ca, poate, o vei gasi. Fericirea se invata, si e o lectie grea, la care multi ramanem corigenti. E nicaieri si peste tot in jurul tau. Vei avea intotdeauna mai putin decat au unii si mai mult decat au altii. Iti doresc sa ai puterea sa inveti lectia ta de fericire! |
A bus station is where the bus stops, a train station is where the train stops.... at work i've got a workstation.... |
Timp de ceva vreme mi se parea ca viata va incepe. Adevarata viata. Dar apareau mereu piedici, diverse incercari, treburi de terminat, plata unor datorii. Si ma gandeam ca dupa acestea va incepe viata. Am inteles in sfarsit ca piedicile si obstacolele reprezinta viata. Aceasta perspectiva m-a ajutat sa inteleg ca nu exista cale spre fericire. Fericirea este calea. Adevarul este ca cel mai bun moment pentru a fi fericit este chiar acum. Daca nu, cand? In viata noastra vom intalni multe provacari si momente de cumpana. E preferabil sa le acceptam si sa decidem sa fim fericiti in ciuda acestora. |
Dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go be what you want to be , because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want to do... |
To the world you may be a person but, to one person you maybe the world. |
IF u believe that dreams can come true be prepared for the ocasional nightmare. |
Nu sunt ce par a fi..Nu sunt nimic din ce-as fi vrut sa fiu!...Dar fiindca m-am nascut fara sa stiu, sau prea curand, sau poate prea tarziu... M-am resemnat, ca orice bun crestin,si n-am ramas decat... Cea care sunt!... |
Viseaza ceea ce doresti sa visezi, pleaca acolo unde vrei sa ajungi, fii acolo unde vrei sa fii...pentru ca ai o singura viata si o singura oportunitate pentru a face lucrurile pe care vrei sa le faci...! |
Persoanele cele mai fericite nu au ceea ce este mai bun din tot...doar se bucura la maxim de ceea ce apare in drumul lor... |
Pe masura ce crestem descoperim ca pana si persoana care nu trebuia sa te dezamageasca vreodata, probabil o va face. Vei avea inima franta cel putin o data si de fiecare data va fi din ce in ce mai rau. Vei frange si tu inimi, asa ca adu-ti aminte cum te-ai simtit cand tu sufereai. Te vei certa cu cel mai bun prieten. Iti vei invinui noul iubit/noua iubita pentru ce a facut cel/cea dinainte. Vei plange pentru ca timpul trece prea repede, si, poate, vei pierde pe cineva drag. Asa ca,fa multe poze, razi mult, iubeste ca si cum nu ai fost niciodata ranit din dragoste. Pentru ca, pentru fiecare saizeci de secunde in care stai suparat, pierzi un minut din viata pe care nimeni nu ti-l poate da inapoi... |
Tragedy blows through your life like a tornado, uprooting everything, creating chaos. You wait for the dust to settle and then you choose. You can live in the wreckage and pretend it's the mansion you remember, or you can crawl from the rubble and slowly rebuild. Because after disaster strikes, the important thing is that you move on. But if you're like me, you just keep chasing the storm. |
Friends: Standing by, All the way. Here to help you through your day. Holding you up, When you are weak, Helping you find what it is you seek. Catching your tears, When you cry. Pulling you through when the tide is high. Just being there, Through thick and thin, All just to say, you are my friend! |
In the end everything will be ok.If it's not, then it's not the end.It's just new beginning... |
We marry the lady that rolls over in the morning and STILL blow our minds, not the "painting" we saw the night before. |
Friends are the flowers in the garden of life, They help you through times of trouble and strife. There's nothing like friends to make a heart sing, True friends will share with you most everything. They will not abandon you in times of need, They aren't overcome by envy or greed. Friends are the icing on life's great big cake, Real friends will give and allow you to take. I don't know how I would survive without friends, They applaud my beginnings and mourn my sad ends. Tell me, please tell me, what would I do, If I didn't have a garden full of friends just like YOU! Have a Beautiful Week My Friend! |
Faith makes it all possible Love makes it all easy! |
We had some good times And we have had some tough. But you have always been there Even when times got rough. Some friends come and go And some always remain. No matter if we change Or if we stay the same. A true friend will always be there No matter what the case. And you have always done that No matter what I've faced. Please always know that whatever comes your way I will be a true friend for you Until my dying day. |
People are like stained glass windows; they sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light within. |
Any vodka that is strong enough to: A) Clean my gun with. and B) Completely erase my logical thought processes. is damn fine vodka to me! |
Each day is a new begining, another chance to learn more about ourselves, to care more about the others, to laugh more than we did, to acomplish more than we could, to be more than we were before! |
Problema vietzii nu consta in durata ei, ci in calitatea, varietatea si cantitatea senzatiilor traite. |
Nu merita sa te sinucizi, deoarece o faci intotdeauna prea tarziu. |
Voi nu observati chestii din cauza penisului vostru. |
A good friend will come and bail you out, but a true friend will sit right next to you saying 'HAHA, we fucked up' |
Munca in echipa presupune in primul rand sa-ti pierzi jumatate din timp explicandu-le celorlalti de ce nu au dreptate. |
My imaginary friends think you have serious problems! |
Succesul inseamna sa mergi din esec in esec fara sa-ti pierzi din entuziasm. |
Uitarea este cheia catre creativitate. |
The strength of an army is determined by its weakest soldier. |
Atunci cand nu este necesar sa schimbi nimic, este necesar sa nu schimbi nimic. |
Democratia este cel mai rau sistem politic inventat vreodata - cu exceptia celorlalte. |
Sa traiesti pe Pamant poate fi scump, dar include o calatorie gratuita in jurul soarelui in fiecare an. |
Intr-o tara subdezvoltata sa nu beti apa. Intr-o tara superdezvoltata sa nu respirati aerul. |
A man should hear a little music, read a little poetry, and see a fine picture every day of his life, in order that worldly cares may not obliterate the sense of the beautiful which God has implanted in the human soul. |
Un intelectual e cineva care a gasit ceva mai interesant decat sexul. |
Cine stie multe ii destept, dar cel care stie unde sa caute este inteligent. |
Nu sufar de nebunie, ma bucur de ea in fiecare clipa. |
A day without music is a lost day. |
Everything that has a BEGiNning, has an END. |
Atunci cand te bucuri, intreaba-ti inima si vei gasi ca doar ceea ce altadata te-a facut sa suferi, acum iti aduce fericirea. Si, de indata ce tristetea te invadeaza, cerceteaza-ti din nou inima si vei vedea ca plangi acum doar pentru ce altadata ti-a adus fericirea! |
Cand iubesti si esti inselat, urasti, dar nu urasti pentru ca ai fost inselat ci pentru ca ai iubit! |
Daca as avea aripi as zbura pana la tine, daca as putea te-as tine langa mine; dar nu am nici aripi nici putere, te am doar pe tine in sufletul meu! |
Fericirea e formata din atat de multe piese, incat mereu lipseste cate una. |
Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the little voice at the end of the day that says ' I'll try again tomorrow'! |
Bucura-te de binecuvantarile unei zile...si indura relele cu rabdare; pentru ca doar ziua de astazi este a noastra, pentru ieri suntem morti, iar pentru maine inca nu ne-am nascut... E timpul sa-ti vii in fire. Trebuie sa traiesti si sa inveti sa razi. Trebuie sa inveti sa asculti blestemata muzica a vietii, ca pe un radio si sa reinvii spiritul din spatele ei si sa razi de distorsiunile pe care le auzi.Asta este tot.Nu ti se cere mai mult!.. |
A fost o data o fata oarba care se ura pe sine pentru ca era oarba. Ura pe toata lumea in afara de prietenul ei. Intr-o zi fata a spus ca daca ar putea vedea lumea atunci ea s-ar marita cu prietenul ei. Intr-o zi norocoasa cineva i-a donat o pereche de ochi. Atunci ea a vazut totul si pe prietenul ei . Acesta apoi a intrebat-o : acum ca poti vedea, te mariti cu mine? fata a ramas socata cand a vazut ca prietenul ei este orb , si i-a spus : imi pare rau , dar "nu ma pot marita cu tine pentru ca esti orb ". Prietenul ei a plecat in lacrimi si i-a spus: "te rog sa ai grija de ochii mei".... |
Adevarata frustrare si nefercire vine din a fi mediocru, din a fi LA FEL, din a fi neobservat. Acolo, in groasa patura de mijloc se nasc dramele tacite, se distrug vieti si se curma sperante. Acolo e marea lupta sufleteasca si durerea constiintei de a fi ales aceeasi cale ca toti ceilalti si totusi tu sa nu poti reusi sa mergi pe ea. Abia acesti oameni se pot considera satui de viata. |